i like to think that hogwarts has a really strong wi-fi signal, but like the stair cases, it keeps moving around. just muggleborns, chillin on their laptops all suddenly stand up together, dash madly to a different corner of the school, and sit down wordlessly like some kind of mind hive flock of pigeons while the purebloods are just so confused
Go there, and do as the instructions say.
When my art was stolen, I got the post reported, and it was taken down. Don’t worry, it doesn’t just take down the sources post, but it takes down all the reblogged posts too.
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THIS IS BLOODY FANTASTIC
LET ME SMOOCH YOU
I was trying to explain to my grandma what being bisexual meant and saying that I looked at ladies butts and she was all
"You’re not GAY everyone checks out ladies rear ends" and my sister was like "I have never wanted to look at a ladies butt"
Later my grandma called me and was like “I THINK I MIGHT BE A LITTLE GAY”
BEST GRANDMA STORY
- salazar: HEY
- rowena: oh hello
- salazar: WHAT THE HECK
- rowena: what seems to be the problem
- salazar: YOU PUT RIDDLE ENCHANTMENTS ON EVERY DOOR OF THE CASTLE
- rowena: oh really is that a thing i did
- salazar: YOU KNOW IT IS
- rowena: oh dear
- salazar: I DONT KNOW WHAT HAS SEVEN LEGS IN THE MORNING AND FIFTY EYES AT NIGHT
- rowena: that sounds like a personal problem
- salazar: I DONT KNOW HOW YOU EXPECT ME TO KNOW WHAT COLOUR RED THE SKY IS
- rowena: hm
- rowena: maybe you should calm down before you answer any more
- rowena: you seem to be
- rowena: riddled
- rowena: with anger
- salazar: i have a giant snake you know
- rowena: again, that sounds like a personal problem