(Source: batmaned, via rdjtonystark)
About
Bow before the Grand Otter of the River Wye, Hermaphroditic God/dess of Questionable Sanity. Otterese translation: Hey, my name's Dani. I go to Grinnell College in the middle of nowhere (also known as Iowa), probably majoring in either art or computer science. Anyone who knows what "Strangeite" is from gets all the internets.
Stuff I like (all)
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I wish there were friendship prostitutes. Like you pay someone to come over and hang out and pretend to like all of the weird shit you do and listen...
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Midnight Trail Chasing Adventures - Belt Parkway & Verrazano Bridge New York
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I'm still alive!
One week in and I haven’t died :) I have managed to feed myself and everything.
Zurich is really beautiful (if the previously...
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Submission #2480
tw: dismemberment and gore
Phil is an Addams on his mother’s side. The stab from Loki really wasn’t that big of deal compared to...
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I feel like every man who has ever tried to convince me to take some rando shouting “Hey girl, nice ass” at me as a compliment sees it this way:...
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