I like how it’s “Captain America: The Winter Soldier” and “Thor: The Dark World” and then Iron Man is just like, fuck the bullshit, we’re just callin’ this thing “Iron Man 3”.
Because a secondary title would imply it’s also about something other than Iron Man. And we all know how well that would work out.
“Iron Man 3: Tony Stark”
Iron Man 3: The Tony Starkening.
Bow before the Grand Otter of the River Wye, Hermaphroditic God/dess of Questionable Sanity. Otterese translation: Hey, my name's Dani. I go to Grinnell College in the middle of nowhere (also known as Iowa), probably majoring in either art or computer science. Anyone who knows what "Strangeite" is from gets all the internets.